Going to all the Halloween parties this year as the Invisible Man. Posted onMay 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like the perfect costume—nobody will see you arriving fashionably late! 👻🎩🔍 Related funny posts 🤝 Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.” Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”? Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?” Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance. Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.