Good luck to everyone out there trying to gather enough energy to function this week. Posted onJan 21, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to gather my energy like it's the last cookie on the plate 🍪🔋😴 Related funny posts 😂 Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food. Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate. A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble. Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show. Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.