Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

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Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

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When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

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I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

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The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

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It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

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“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

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My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

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Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.