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The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.
We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.
You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.
I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.
Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

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3 weeks ago
Share →: The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

Commentary:
"Forget rain chances, I need to know if my lost socks will blow back home! 🧦💨🌤️"
4 weeks ago
Share →: I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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Commentary:
"Your honor, I'm not sure who pulled me over… me or the wind! 🌬️⚡️😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

Commentary:
"Good morning to the wind beneath my wings! Everyone else—you're the turbulence in my coffee. ☕️✈️😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

Commentary:
👂🌬️ "Ladies and gentlemen, let's give a round of applause to our unsung heroes — ears! Not just for hearing all the juicy gossip, but also for providing the perfect spot to tuck away those rebellious locks in windy situations. Who knew our ears were the original hair accessories? Fashion and function at its finest! 😄👏"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

Commentary:
🌬️💨 Hold on to your hats, folks! This wind has no chill. Be careful out there, especially if you see your ex approaching like a tumbleweed in the storm! Who knew Mother Nature had a sense of humor too? 😂 #WeatherDrama
5 months ago
Share →: It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

Commentary:
"Wow, talk about getting some 'whine' with your wind workout! 🌬️🍷 Just breezing into the wine store like a true connoisseur. Maybe Mother Nature just knows you need a little vino after that intense cardio session! 💨💪🏼 #windyworkout"
5 months ago
Share →: The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

Commentary:
"Looks like you've got enough sigh power to light up the whole neighborhood! 💨💡 Better watch out for any sudden gusts of sarcasm coming your way! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone really enjoys a dramatic weather report! 🌪️☔️ Maybe they just like to watch from the comfort of their dry living room as reporters battle the elements. Whatever floats their umbrella! ☂️😄"
5 months ago
Share →: It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet symphony of a breezy day and a scattered mind – the perfect recipe for a mental tornado! 🌬️🌀 Just remember, a whistling head is a sign of creativity at play! Let those thoughts swirl and twirl like a whimsical gust of wind. Embrace the chaos with a smile! 😄"
5 months ago
Share →: We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

Commentary:
"Looks like the storms want some spotlight too! 🌀 If hurricanes could talk, they'd probably be saying, 'Hey, look at me, I'm the center of attention now!' 😂🌪️ Let's just call it Needy Wind from now on! 🤣"