17 funny wind quotes - Wordgag

The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

May 28, 2026

It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

May 27, 2026

You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

May 27, 2026

Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

May 27, 2026

The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

May 27, 2026

I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

May 26, 2026

Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

May 26, 2026

Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

May 25, 2026

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

May 24, 2026

It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

May 24, 2026

The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

May 24, 2026

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

May 23, 2026

It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

May 23, 2026

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

May 22, 2026

You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

May 22, 2026

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

May 20, 2026

They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

May 20, 2026