Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out. Posted on4 days ago4 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:August left so fast, it almost forgot its sunscreen! 😎🏃♂️🌞👋 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that. They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye. I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story. Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before. “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.