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Humorous text about August break privileges, highlighting political humor and playful sarcasm.

Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

Commentary:
Must be nice to have a summer vacation that's longer than my New Year's resolutions! πŸŒžπŸ’ΌπŸ–οΈ

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged August, Congress, enjoying, everyone, forgot, full, humor, i, month, oh, only, pay, politics, sarcasm, vacation, work on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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