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Guess I'll just pack up my collection of stress and anxiety for the move! 🚪🏃♀️💼😅
17 Funny goodbye quotes
The introvert urge to leave a social event without saying goodbye to anyone.
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Doing the Irish goodbye like a social ninja, vanishing into the shadows before anyone notices 🥷💨👋
“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”
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Ghosting: the silent art of disappearing without learning any ninja skills! 🥷👻😂
Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.
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That level of commitment deserves a tick of approval… or maybe a sticky note reminder! 😂📋🖊️
I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.
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Looks like I'm defying science and making waves! 🌊🍴😂
I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.
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"Farewell, brave warrior. I'll make sure to embellish your legend with tales of epic couch battles and brave TV marathons! 🛋️📺😂 #ManColdHero"
Money talks, and also waves goodbye.
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"When money waves goodbye, it's like my wallet performing a magic disappearing act! 🎩💸😂"
I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.
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"RIP to the bravest man who ever dared to tell a woman to 'calm down' 😂👋 May his memory serve as a cautionary tale for future generations of men everywhere! Farewell, dear sir, you shall be dearly missed… by no one. 🙅♂️"
I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.
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🤧💔 "Goodbye cruel world, for I have a cold and apparently that's the end of the line for me. Farewell, tissues and chicken soup, it's been real." 😂👋
Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.
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"Money talks, but apparently mine speaks fluent 'Goodbye'! 💸🚪 Looks like my wallet has commitment issues. 💔😆"