Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:August left so fast, it almost forgot its sunscreen! 😎🏃♂️🌞👋 Related funny posts 🤝 Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August. As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive. How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left” If you think Dry January is hard, wait until you try Abstinence August. Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.