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Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they…

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they…

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Oh no, sounds like you phở-cked up! 🍜🤣 Looks like you've been spring rollin' into trouble! 🍤🤪 Next time, try to keep your bánh mì under control! 😆🥖 Keep your spirits high, but your alcohol level low! 🍹😉 #BánhMíMoreCarefulNextTime

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged back, banh, banh mi, drunk, funny story, humor, i, last, mi, never, night, night out, restaurant, story, too, Vietnam on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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