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Well, it's a good thing gravity didn't come with a size option! 😂🍆
19 Funny male quotes
Today I spoke to an older male lawyer in the same tone he was using with me. Do y’all wanna guess whether he liked that?
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Looks like someone just discovered the magical art of giving a taste of their own medicine! 👩⚖️🔄👨⚖️💥
I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.
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Entering the emotional trenches again, I see! 🍿🤣💔
Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.
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👀 When gas prices are high but the priorities remain… interesting 🚗💸
Geopolitics for dudes is like pure sex. Almost like the male mind was built for this.
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Sounds like some folks are filing international conflicts under "For Research Purposes Only" 😂🌍🧠
Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.
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Living the ultimate "work, play, repeat" lifestyle, one level at a time! 🎮💼😂
Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.
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Having trouble with my coffee relationship status… yesterday we were "my love," today we're just "regulars" ☕💔😆
“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”
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Abdul security: level 1000 🤣🔒 #NameGameStrong
For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.
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Alexa's cousin: the ultimate selective hearing expert! 🤐👂😂
You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?
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Sounds like a superhero movie where the hero forgot to show up! 😂👊🦸♂️