No, Iβm not depressed. Iβm sure thereβs just something wrong with the planets or stars or something. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like Mercury is practicing its breakdancing moves again! πͺππ Related funny posts π€ Is Mercury in reggaeton? Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself. There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea. Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun canβt swim. Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.