No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

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Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

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I’m an ethical hater. My hate towards you is informed, balanced, and deeply nuanced.

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This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.

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One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

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Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

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There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

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Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.