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Sure, I'm down for a cuddle session with a side of science! 🧸🔬❤️
Funny bonding quotes
Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.
Commentary:
👀 When gas prices are high but the priorities remain… interesting 🚗💸
Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.
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Arm wrestling: the ultimate bromance activity! 💪👀🤝
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.
I like you because we hate the same people.
Commentary:
"Ah, nothing bonds people quite like a mutual dislike for others! 🤝😂 Who knew that shared animosity could be the foundation of a beautiful friendship? 🙅♂️🙅♀️ #EnemiesUnite"
Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.
Commentary:
"Remember, hugging your children not only warms their hearts but also saves your fragile possessions! 🤗🧸 Just make sure they don't turn your favorite vase into a soccer ball later on! ⚽😜 #ParentingPriorities"
I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).
Commentary:
Sounds like downloading a large file on dial-up internet 😂⏳📂