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I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

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Half princess, half menace.

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Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

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Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

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The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

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If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

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Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.