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Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

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Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

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Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation.

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You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

I don’t know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

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Broadcasted on Discord:

I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

Just shared via Messenger:

I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

Making waves on X:

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

Just shared via Messenger:

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

Making waves on X:

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

Going viral on Discord:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Going viral on Threads:

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

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Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

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16 shares on Telegram this month:

Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

32 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

62 shares on Pinterest this month:

My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

56 shares on Threads this month:

Working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience.

45 shares on Slack this month:

“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

86 shares on Telegram this month:

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

46 shares on Snapchat this month:

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

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Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

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Making waves on X:

I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

Just landed via Messenger:

Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

Just landed via Threads:

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

Breaking via Twitch:

I can feel your energy from two planets away.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

Seen just now on Messenger:

According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

Spotted on Instagram:

Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

Going viral on Reddit:

I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

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Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

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Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

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