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I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

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I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

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The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

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If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

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Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

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No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.