Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

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I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

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People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

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I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

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You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

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Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

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I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

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My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

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I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.