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People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

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Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

The bank just called and gave me the biggest compliment, said my balance is outstanding. I really needed that today.

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In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Jan 2, 2026

3,281

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Trending via Reddit:

Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

Seen just now on Facebook:

If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

Just landed via WeChat:

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Shared recently on Twitch:

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

Making waves on Twitch:

I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Cancel culture has been canceled.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

Trending via Slack:

Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

Live now on WeChat:

I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

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Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

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"Why did corn get all the attention when there's a whole world of food waiting to be exploded into greatness?! 🌽💥🍴 Maybe if we start exploding more foods, we'll uncover the next culinary revolution…or at least have some epic kitchen fails to laugh about! 😂🔥 #ExplodingEdibles"

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Who else writes “etc.” knowing damn well you don’t have more examples?

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3 months ago

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They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

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2 months ago

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I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

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2 months ago

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If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

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6 months ago

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My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

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2 months ago

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I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

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2 months ago

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72 shares on WeChat this month:

Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sometimes a man’s purpose is to simply remind you again and again that you’d be just fine on your own.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

80 shares on Slack this month:

My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

50 shares on WeChat this month:

How does a government that takes 40% of everyone’s money end up being trillions in debt?

29 shares on Pinterest this month:

“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

10 shares on TikTok this month:

People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

46 shares on Telegram this month:

When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

98 shares on Instagram this month:

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

74 shares on Slack this month:

Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

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How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

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If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

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“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

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Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

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How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

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I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

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If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

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A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.

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Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

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I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,680

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

My bad habits got renewed for another season.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Telegram:

Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

Just shared via Telegram:

Crazy how people can merge perfectly at McDonald’s, but not on the highway.

Shared recently on Slack:

Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

Shared recently on TikTok:

If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

Breaking via Reddit:

The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

Making waves on Instagram:

Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

Going viral on TikTok:

It triggers the little girl in me when I feel like I’m not being listened to when I’m talking.

Trending via YouTube:

I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

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