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  • A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.
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  • Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.
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  • Life is just resetting your password until you die.
  • Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.