Commentary:
You must be the secret ingredient in the government's recipe for chaos! 🤯🧪😂
14 Funny experiment quotes
Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.
Commentary:
🛸 "If you love me at my alien-replacement phase, then you've passed the ultimate relationship test! I guess that makes us 'out of this world' together! 👽❤️"
Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.
Commentary:
Guess who just turned the family feast into a game of "Who's Secretly Swiping?" 😂📱🔍
Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.
Commentary:
"Calamari tried and survived… marriage, here I come! 🦑💍🤣"
Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.
Commentary:
"Coming soon: 'Survivor: Corporate Jungle' 🍿💸 Let's see how they handle gourmet ramen noodles! 😄🍜"
Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.
Commentary:
"Dating apps or the new frontier of science? 📊💔🔬 Swipe right for research!"
They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?
Commentary:
"Sure money can’t buy happiness, but I’m ready to rent a smile or two! 💸😄 #WillingToExperiment"
Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.
Commentary:
"Breaking news: New gender discovered—Legtacular! 🤣🪑👖"
I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.
Commentary:
"🧪🤖 When your friends are so quirky and unpredictable, you start suspecting they might be the result of a science experiment gone wrong 🤣🔬 #LabEscapes #FailedButFabulous"
I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.
Commentary:
"Lesson learned: sometimes it's better to stick to classic moves instead of trying to sweeten the pot too much! 🍯😂 #HoneyGoneWrong"