14 funny experiment quotes - Wordgag

You look like the result of a failed CIA experiment.

May 29, 2026

Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

May 29, 2026

Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

May 29, 2026

Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

May 27, 2026

Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

May 27, 2026

Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

May 27, 2026

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

May 27, 2026

Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

May 26, 2026

I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

May 24, 2026

I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

May 24, 2026

Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

May 24, 2026

I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

May 24, 2026

Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

May 22, 2026

Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

May 21, 2026