Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm? Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When your brain reaches Zen mode because it's too busy screaming internally 😅🧘♂️🔥" Related funny posts 🤝 I love saying “sounds good” at work, and no shit be sounding good. It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm. My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit. It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy. Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.