He had the nerve to call me pretty. I’m gorgeous. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Gorgeous vibes detected! Stand back, I'm blinding in beauty level 1000! πβ¨π Related funny posts π€ Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep. Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too. Blink if you want me! Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one. βIβm giving my daughter a male name, ainβt nobody cracking an Abdul.β