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To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

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The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

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Not going is the new leaving early.

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Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

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If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

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I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.