Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Seems like you're universally consistent 😂💫 #FallenStarStatus" Related funny posts 🤝 The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye. Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck. Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency! I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.