Well, that’s not very in love with me of you. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When you realize the ice cream loves you more than your date π¦β€οΈπ" Related funny posts π€ Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food. I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure. The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck. When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein. I used to work at McDonaldβs and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.