Hey, man, weโre worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Iโll bring the sacrificial snacks! ๐๐๐ฎ Related funny posts ๐ I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks. Listen to the birds, not the news. I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me. My summer body has been pending for about ten years. My wife screamed โyou havenโt listened to a single word Iโve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.