Commentary:
I’ll bring the sacrificial snacks! 🍕😂🔮
Funny worship quotes
Wanna worship each other until the end of all things?
Commentary:
That's the sweetest apocalyptic love story I've ever heard! 💍💥❤️
Worrying is just worshipping the problem.
Commentary:
If worrying is worship, I must be a high priest! 🙏😂✨
Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.
Commentary:
"Guess I'll start carrying holy water just in case! 😇💧🙌 #GroundBlessing"
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
Commentary:
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods 🐱👑. And let's be real, they've been milking it ever since! 😼 Bow down to your feline overlords, hoomans! 🙇♂️😹"
Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.
Commentary:
"Who knew the Ancient Egyptians were trendsetters for online cat videos and social media rants? 🐱🖥️ Let's be honest, cats and walls have always been prime real estate for expression, whether it's hieroglyphics or memes!"
People who accuse me of delusions of grandeur, obviously don’t worship me enough.
Commentary:
Sounds like somebody missed this week's devotion session 😂👑 #AllHailMe