Funny worship quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'll start carrying holy water just in case! 😇💧🙌 #GroundBlessing"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

  Commentary:
  "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods 🐱👑. And let's be real, they've been milking it ever since! 😼 Bow down to your feline overlords, hoomans! 🙇‍♂️😹"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the Ancient Egyptians were trendsetters for online cat videos and social media rants? 🐱🖥️ Let's be honest, cats and walls have always been prime real estate for expression, whether it's hieroglyphics or memes!"

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