Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them. Posted onSep 30, 2023Sep 30, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow. Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me. I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable. The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking. When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.