16 Funny boundary quotes

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  1 week ago

  View →: Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.
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  2 months ago

  View →: We should put a tariff on being mean to me.
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  4 months ago

  View →: No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Your opinions are not my business.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.
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  5 months ago

  View →: They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

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