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- I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.
- Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.
- I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.
- I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.
- My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.