Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway. Commentary:The perfect place to discuss the meaning of life or just complain about the socks on the floor! 🧦🗣️🤔 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist. “That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening. For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything. I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening. Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.