Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.
  • You should be able to google why a couple broke up.
  • I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.
  • Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?
  • Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.
  • I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.