💾 Save Image How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night. 2 weeks ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Imagine being a vampire, trying to enjoy a nice, refreshing summer drink, and all you can find is hot blood 🧛♂️🩸 I guess those nighttime thoughts are really sucking the life out of you! 😂 #VampireProblems" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer? You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal. I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money. Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!” Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: blood, drinking, enjoy, enjoyment, hot, humor, insomnia, keep, me, night, summer, thoughts, vampire