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How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer…

How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer…

Commentary:
"Imagine being a vampire, trying to enjoy a nice, refreshing summer drink, and all you can find is hot blood 🧛‍♂️🩸 I guess those nighttime thoughts are really sucking the life out of you! 😂 #VampireProblems"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged blood, drinking, enjoy, enjoyment, hot, humor, insomnia, keep, me, night, summer, thoughts, vampire on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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