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Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.

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Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

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I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

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Being drunk and liking every tweet without reading it.

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Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

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If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

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It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

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Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

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It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

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I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

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“I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

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Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

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“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

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I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

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My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

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This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

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If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

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Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

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How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

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Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

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Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

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Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

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I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

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