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- I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.
- The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.
- “Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”
- Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
- If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.