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I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

Commentary:
"Wow, talk about talent! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘‚πŸ’€ Forgetfulness level: Expert! Who knew ignoring could be such a valuable skill? πŸ™‰πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ #MultitaskingPro"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged forget, humor, i, ignore, irony, listen, multitasking, productivity, same, sarcasm, time on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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