I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

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Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

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Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

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It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

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I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.

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Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

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If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

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“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

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I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

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Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.