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  • Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.
  • “Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.
  • Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.
  • My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.
  • Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.
  • I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.