I am so full of love and anger, like a lava lamp. Posted onMay 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Overflowing with love and rage—my inner lava lamp is in full swing! 🌋❤️😡 Related funny posts 🤝 No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger. I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears. I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco. White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage. I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.