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Humorous quote about aging and patience, highlighting how priorities shift with age.

I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

Commentary:
Getting older is basically a quest to avoid all lines. Next stop: teleportation! 🚶‍♂️➡️🏠✨

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged aging, faster, humor, i, know, lesson, life, life lesson, line, much, number, older, patience, things, wait, waiting, zero on May 20, 2026 by slickboy.

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