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I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

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I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

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I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

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It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

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If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

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Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

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I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

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I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

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Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

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Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.