Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.
- When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.
- I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.
- If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.