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Sounds like that kid's gonna drop their debut album, "Greatest Hits: Back of the Seat Edition" 🎶🥁😂
23 Funny flying quotes
I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.
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"With your track record, even a bicycle seems risky! 🚲😄"
My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.
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I totally relate to that bird—always aiming high but occasionally having a face-off with reality! 🤪🕊️💥
There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.
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Perfect opportunity to unleash your autobiography on an unsuspecting audience! ✈️😂🎤
Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?
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Flying: the only time when sitting in a metal tube at 36,000 feet makes you crave a drink you'd never buy on the ground! ✈️🤷♂️🍅
Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.
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Guess my face has a "Bugs Welcome" sign I didn't know about! 🐝🚫face
You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.
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Well, I guess that explains why my flight plan was more flop than soar! 🦸♂️🛑✈️
Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.
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When flies act like they're auditioning for a soap opera, buzzing in with drama and leaving with a flair for the overdramatic 😂🪰🚪
I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.
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Defying gravity and taxi fees one superhero at a time! 🦸♂️🦸♀️✈️😄
Eating wings is the opposite of flying.
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Wings won't help me fly, but they certainly lift my mood! 🍗😆