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I buy candles like I’m preparing for a Victorian blackout.

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Sounds like you’re one lace doily away from a time-traveling séance! 🕯️🕰️✨

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged blackout, buy, candle, candles, exaggeration, humor, i, preparation, shopping, Victorian on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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