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Funny blackout quotes

Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I buy candles like I’m preparing for a Victorian blackout.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

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