Commentary:
Sounds like you’re one lace doily away from a time-traveling séance! 🕯️🕰️✨
Funny Victorian quotes
“I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall like I’m in a Victorian painting.”
Commentary:
This is me perfecting the art of wall-staring while dodging productivity one epic gaze at a time! 🎨🛋️
Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.
Commentary:
Trying to avoid ghosts of bad WiFi past! 📱🔦😂
I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.
Commentary:
Felt like an extra in a 19th-century drama, just missing the cameo brooch and dramatic sigh 😂🦴☕
The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between wanting to be goth and wanting to own a fabulous real estate portfolio…🦇🕸️ Who needs acceptance and friendship when you can have ominous creaks and cobweb-filled corners instead? 😂 #GothGoals"
Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.
Commentary:
"Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid 🥛💰… Yes, I'll take 10 of those ridiculously priced items. Who needs savings when you've got the charm of an old-timey dairy worker? 💁♀️🐄 #ShoppingLikeIts1889"