Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.
  • When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.
  • I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.
  • Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
  • I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.
  • If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.