I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?” Posted onSep 22, 2023Oct 17, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me. People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there. The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home. When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk. My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.
