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I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

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I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

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Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

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The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

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Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

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My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

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No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

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I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

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Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.