I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment. Commentary:Once upon a time, bedtime was a penalty box; now it's the holy grail of adulthood πππ Related Funny Quotes π€ If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes. If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime. I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries. Canβt believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.
