If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like gravity hired cats as its enforcement agents! πΉππ Related funny posts π€ If the earth is so flat, explain why cats havenβt pushed everything off it yet. You canβt. Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down. Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you. The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying). I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.