I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

Commentary:
"Trying to do the splits is a surefire way to split your pants! ๐Ÿฉฐ๐Ÿ˜‚ Who needs flexibility when you've got wit and charm to get you out of any splits-worthy situation? ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ #Unsplitsable"