I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I'm not home.
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“Looks like that package is stealing the spotlight! 📦🏠 Don’t worry, it’s just a delivery, not an audition for ‘Home Alone 5’! 😂 #PackageDrama”

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