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  • Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back
  • Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.
  • Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?
  • I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.
  • A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.
  • Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.