I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like that package is stealing the spotlight! 📦🏠 Don't worry, it's just a delivery, not an audition for 'Home Alone 5'! 😂 #PackageDrama" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency. I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight. Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps. I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package. I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.
