I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered… Commentary:"Looks like that package is stealing the spotlight! 📦🏠 Don't worry, it's just a delivery, not an audition for 'Home Alone 5'! 😂 #PackageDrama" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home. I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency. Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way. My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years. Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.