My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.
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"Can't wait to see my phone's travel vlog before it becomes my personal spy! 📱🕵️‍♂️🚚 #ItKnowsTooMuch"

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