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At least you won't be losing beauty sleep! 😴😂✨
34 Funny knowing quotes
Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.
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Arriving fashionably late… I mean, what's the point of being on time if there’s no iced coffee to savor? ☕😎✨
Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.
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Job hunting: the ultimate game of hide and seek where you're the seeker in denial 🤦♂️🔍💼
Using Twitter means knowing the news a week before everyone else.
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Wow, I'm basically a fortune teller with a scroll! 🔮📱😂
Being a writer means knowing exactly how your story ends, and having absolutely no idea how to get there.
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Plot twist: welcome to the writer's version of 'lost in my own head' 😅✍️🗺️
My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.
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Rise and shine, only to recline! 😴☀️
The peace of not knowing.
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When you forget what you were worrying about, but still feel a little guilty for not worrying 🤔😂🧘♂️
What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.
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POMO: Pleasure Of Missing Out and seeing those crazy updates while you're chillin'. 😎🍿
Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
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When grammar goes rogue, you're just one apostrophe away from an existential crisis! 💩📚😅
It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.
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"Cake: the ultimate insomnia fuel… and reason #1 my fridge has trust issues! 🍰😴🤣"