I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Priorities: Water the ficus or save the world? πΏπ¦ Priorities! π Related funny posts π€ Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes theyβve stopped making. Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay? They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water. So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards. In my 20βs: I want to find true love. In my 40βs: I just want a toaster that gets me.