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Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

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“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

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Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

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The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

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In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

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I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

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What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

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You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

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It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

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“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

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Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

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Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

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The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

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Pomegranates are worth the mess.

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Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

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I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

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How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

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These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

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Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

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I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

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There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

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If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

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Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

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“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

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