Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

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Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

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Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

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Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

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Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

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If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

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They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

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This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

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I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

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The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

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I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.